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— 4 hours ago
It can be really difficult to take four year old’s seriously, as hard as I try….

*My kid (Danny) pops up next to me out of literally nowhere - holding an entire package of string cheese, with huge eyes the size of dinner plates*
Danny: I CAN HAVE THESE CHEESE!?!?
Me: …no.
Danny: COME ON MOM. I CAN HAVE ALL THESE CHEESE!
* I am starting to laugh because his face is ridiculously excited and he’s just REALLY stoked on eating an entire package of string cheese* No, Me: sorry bud - you can’t.
Danny: MOM! COMEON! COME. ON. MOM! *Stamps foot*
Me: You want me to let you eat an ENTIRE package of string cheese….
Danny: Yes, I can have these cheese. See?
Me: No - thats a bad idea. That’s way too much cheese!
Danny: *Violent, Loud, Toddler Tantrum*
Me: *Laughing hysterically because - who tantrums about fricking CHEESE?!? I mean, really? roflmfao* I MEAN, SERIOUSLY!

— 9 hours ago with 2 notes
#kids say the darndest things  #cheese 
I knew I’d find a use for that gif eventually…. 

I knew I’d find a use for that gif eventually…. 

— 23 hours ago with 13 notes
Four year olds, man…. I mean…. really.

Danny: Mom, are you a butt?
Me: What, no?!
Danny: Are you a shoulder?
Me: No…. I have a shoulder… and a butt….
Danny: Are you a plate?
Me: No….
Danny: Are you a swamitch (sandwich)?
Me: No, but I am making you a sandwich…. and I am going to put it on this plate….
Danny: Are you a window?
Me: No… I am a person.
Danny: But are you a butt?
Me…. No. No I am really not a butt. I have a butt. I am a mom.
Danny: BUTT MOM!
Me: No….
Danny: NA NA NANA NA NA NA NA BUTT MOM!
Me: NO
Danny: I want my swamitch, buttmom.
Me Buttmom: >.<  omg really?!?

 

— 1 day ago with 9 notes
#kids say the darndest things 

Another Tiara, this one is gold wire with shell beads and a yellow sand dollar. :)

Also, lets all take a moment to give my hair a pat on the back, of perhaps a high five - because damn, it’s doing a good job of being hair, lately.

— 1 day ago with 7 notes
Sometimes I wonder if Luna Lovegood is on the Autism Spectrum…

I mean, think about it…

Her voice is described as ‘sing-songy’, she doesn’t blink as much as she should, she makes ‘inappropriate’ eye contact, she’s described a few times as having slight personal space issues, she definitely has preoccupations and obsessions, she’s super smart and logical, she has a good memory, not great social skills. The skills, difficulties and differences are all there…

I am fairly certain that Luna Lovegood is an Aspie.

I mean, she’s not textbook - but lets face it, the textbook examples are modeled after men, typically - which is why women don’t get diagnosed as often. Plus, I don’t really know if the wizarding world has the same sort of supports as the muggle world does - so kids on the spectrum are probably just considered ‘eccentric’ wizards and witches… like Luna is. Maybe… Maybe….

— 3 days ago with 3 notes
#i guess this is my headcannon now 

On our last second hand shopping adventure, my mom and I found a box of slightly water damaged comic books - they are becoming pins (or buttons, whatever you call them depending on where you live). The ones my moms making are super serious and hero’y…. mine are quickly becoming a collection of hero derp faces. I am not sorry.

— 4 days ago with 3 notes

The second tiara / elvish crown my mom has made. I am not as fond as this one, and I had a huge headache so I wasn’t super into having to model it, lol.

— 4 days ago with 3 notes

Special and themed wands, and wand bags. I don’t have too many left (they keep selling, which I won’t complain about - lol). I have a nice driftwood stand to showcase them, but they don’t stand in it very straight so I am wondering if I should just lay them all flat on the table? I dunno yet. Anyways, look show shiny and pretty the wand bags are! ^-^

— 4 days ago with 2 notes
#i make wands now because reasons  #wands 

I am not a jeweler, it’s way above my pay grade. Still - I made a golden snitch necklace, earrings, enchanted key earrings, and owl feather earrings. So…. that’s that.

— 4 days ago with 3 notes

Potion necklaces all done, except the polyjuice ones which I attempted and they didn’t work out so I have to get more little bottles and try again. :)

— 4 days ago with 5 notes

Got a display case for my “wooden” wands - it needs to be cleaned out really bad,and a few minor changes to the top bit to hold the wands in place - but yeah. Also, look how many “wooden” wands I have done now ^-^ I can probably go back to themed and special wands starting monday <3 yay!

— 4 days ago with 7 notes
#i make wands now because reasons  #wands 
deanieweenies-fallen-angel:

oldeststoryintheuniverse:

deduction-to-seduction:

wingedkiare:

wheninromero:

"Dad’s been working the farm and hasn’t been home for a couple days."

Herding cattle, milking things, the family business





i’ve reblogged this before but it got better



Dean wants to take over the ranch from his father, despite his father being an extremely surly douchecanoe. He&#8217;s probably a douche canoe because his wife died from not drinking enough milk - dat osteoporosis, am I right?! Sam wants to break free and become a country music star instead of taking over the ranch with his brother. Everything changes of course when Dear old dad gets stomped to death by a heard of angry cows - and Dean and Sam have to band together to save the ranch from the hands of greedy bankers all the while dealing with Sam&#8217;s growing soy-milk addiction. Cas is a weird dude that shows up from the city, to appraise the farm and write a report on how it might be mechanized to increase profits and make dean and sam relatively inessential. He shows up in a rhinestone cowboy outfit, and doesn&#8217;t understand half of their country colloquialisms and farming jargon. The entire thing is just the boys dairy farming, sam wishing he&#8217;d become a country star despite the fact that all he can think to write songs about cows, while cas follows them around perplexed and sweaty - doubting his employment with the bank and slowly falling in love with &#8220;the country&#8221;.10/10 would still watch.

deanieweenies-fallen-angel:

oldeststoryintheuniverse:

deduction-to-seduction:

wingedkiare:

wheninromero:

"Dad’s been working the farm and hasn’t been home for a couple days."

Herding cattle, milking things, the family business

i’ve reblogged this before but it got better

Dean wants to take over the ranch from his father, despite his father being an extremely surly douchecanoe. He’s probably a douche canoe because his wife died from not drinking enough milk - dat osteoporosis, am I right?! Sam wants to break free and become a country music star instead of taking over the ranch with his brother. Everything changes of course when Dear old dad gets stomped to death by a heard of angry cows - and Dean and Sam have to band together to save the ranch from the hands of greedy bankers all the while dealing with Sam’s growing soy-milk addiction. Cas is a weird dude that shows up from the city, to appraise the farm and write a report on how it might be mechanized to increase profits and make dean and sam relatively inessential. He shows up in a rhinestone cowboy outfit, and doesn’t understand half of their country colloquialisms and farming jargon. The entire thing is just the boys dairy farming, sam wishing he’d become a country star despite the fact that all he can think to write songs about cows, while cas follows them around perplexed and sweaty - doubting his employment with the bank and slowly falling in love with “the country”.

10/10 would still watch.

(via exterminate-regenerate)

— 5 days ago with 135187 notes
#someone write the thing  #I am of the lazy 
heh.

Turns out you can judge my stress levels by the amount of handymen I’ve drowned in one day.

— 6 days ago